Heroes Must Die :: English Literature Essays

Heroes Must DieBlaine the braggy was half(a) badger and half troll. He was a huge beast (nearly doubly the height of a human) and was almost completely covered in spikes. He hated his space colony. He lived with jook trees, fake grass, fake rain, and all sorts of fake things. He longed to live on Earth and see the real things. He tried multiple times to break into the space airports and enter a post to Earth, but the wizard guards always caught him. One day, while Blaine was sleeping, the DANGER 1 alarm went off. The alarm was only used for extremely dangerous situations. Blaine and his pet dorg (a big dog trained to kill), Leo, ran out to see what the commotion was about. He felt cold fear run all down his body. There, right in strawman of him, was a huge troll. Trolls had horribly big bodies and had spikes everywhere below the neck. It smelt horrible and had a double-ended axe. What do we have here? the troll said. Dont hurt me-Im half troll. You wouldnt hurt me would you? sta mmered Blaine. Blaine decided to go for the friendly approach. Your axe looks marvelous, he said. Trolls loved to hear their weapons get compliments. This troll was no exception. You think so? I really like my axe. My names Pete the Perilous. So, what other half are you? Im Blaine. Im half badger as well as half troll, answered Blaine. Blaine decided that Pete wasnt all that bad. What troll dynasty are you from? Blaine asked. Oh, Im not a troll. Im a seronto, said Pete. What blurted Blaine. Serontos were extremely rare these days because of their not-so-smart minds. Serontos have the power to change into anything they want, and a lot of times they would turn into something deadly. Therefore, the wizards kill them not knowing they were serontos. Turn into something smaller hissed Blaine. With a pop he turned into a pen. Blaine hastily put the pen into his pocket. Just then, a score of wizards came slightly the corner, all with their staffs out. Did you see a troll around here? the eldest wizard asked. No replied Blaine. He didnt dare tell the wizards that the troll was very a seronto, because the wizards would have just taken him to the ejection room (a room where you are sent into space to die), innocent or not because of the chaos he created.